Monday, May 10, 2010

Its Green Man to the rescue!!!


I was on my way from college...I dint had change so I had to walk to my room...I reached my room, switched on the cooler and pushed myself on the bed.....As I laid stupefied, mystified and mesmerised by the sheer stupidity of Raipur's forest department, who would rather stop having food than stop chopping trees , a thought entered my mind....

What do we need here??

Actually what we need is a super hero.... One who can save us from ourselves... one who will have great power and great responsibility... who will show us that the human spirit can beat all odds...one who will teach us to be strong in the face of adversity and intolerant towards all evil....

Would it be Spiderman??...Superman??...Batman??...or should we have Prince...all rolled up in one??ummm......I dont think any of them would be willing to work in the climate of Raipur!....Raipur's hero will be Green Man... and will work from 10 to 2(when the solar villains are at their peak)


Now picture this...

You're on you way home on Saturday afternoon after college...and the solar villains are sucking out all the water from your body( just the way it shows in the glucon-d ad)... and all of a sudden you feel a tingle in the air and look up to the sky.... Is it a plane?.. Is it a bird?... Or is it a UFO???.... No.... Its Greenman to the rescue!!!!....dhaaann tttaaadddaaa...tada tada!!


He lands himself on Jaistabh chowk...and with the flick of a wand, plants rows of trees on both sides of the road... the mothers have tears in their eyes and kids are... well they still can't understand whats happening, while Yellow man(what else did you think the villain's name would be) getting red in agony, shouts "Oh! you f***ing bas***d, I'll get you next time."


His sidekick brown man(plzz tell me this din't surprise you) and sweetheart 'water girl' help him fight the evil masterminds like Water shortage and Road dust. And the people go mad...and Raipur becomes green like the green man...wwoooohoooo!!

2 comments:

  1. costume for greenman:A full skintight trouser made up of banana leaves and a bunch of mango leaves over the trouser below the waist and above the kness.Upper portion covered with a jacket made of pink rose petals....and the hairs are like the flowering fruits according to season....just like mango in summer, apple in winter. Just like spider man realesing the spider web greenman will eject mangoshake and sugarcane juice .....nimbu pani and the vilain heatstroke will be defeated.

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  2. well i need a approval from the creator to design this costume. Is it okay with u???

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